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hey i hope this shows up? whoa i typed that....hey!! i haven't played with html since i was a wee lad in elementary school and now i'm a grown man with a full-time job and a degree. i'm incredibly rusty but i'm sure my babby self would be proud. my site even has images and links, quite advanced for my primate brain.

this template had such a cute theme....sad!!! oh well, time to change it a bit, hehe...type twuah bracket on that thing. i hope this turns out cute ♡

do you have any idea how difficult it was adding those stupid family guy graphics? it nearly made me bald. i think my hairline went back one centimeter from doing that. anyways, even at my lois, i still remain a family guy. haha, funny how that works. anyways, that's enough mindless rambling. look at my slop, welcome to my sick, twisted mind. i made this site in the middle of janurary when it was literally zero degrees outside so it'll reflect on that.

hi my name is sandro i hail from a fucked up and evil place called "new jersey." i'm old as hell (late 20's) and i do stupid shit for money. i enjoy cooking, being stupid, saying dumb shit, and driving poorly. i have fascinating interests such as family guy, being knowledgable about us presidents for some weird reason, progressive rock music (and nu-metal too!), metal gear solid, old toyota trucks, and animals. i'm one of those people that are usually really dumb but i know niche facts so it surprises them. it's quite interesting to watch. i'm a fascinating indivdual to say the least..

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